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liltuna posting in bakerstreetTHE CONTRIVED SMUT MEME In the world of smut, sometimes things take a little nudge to get where they need to go. But in some cases, the set-up to the scenario is so ridiculous, you have to poke fun at it. That's what this meme is all about! Sexual scenarios that would never, not in a million years, happen in real-life, but... they're still fun to play out. Suspend your disbelief for this meme, since we're running the gamut from getting stuck in washing machines to mistaking a real person for a sex doll. Characters in these memes can be self-aware as to how unreal things are, or they could play things straight and live in a world where having sex with a waiter in order to pay your bill is completely natural. Additionally, while these plots are fun in fiction, they would absolutely constitute harassment in real-life. IRL doctors, please don't bang your clients to lower their medical bills. TL;DR: It's a collection of porn plots! 🍋HOW TO PLAY 1. Drop a top-level with some prefs! |
mirrormirrormeme posting in bakerstreetdumbmemes posting in bakerstreetTHE SMUTTY ANON DARE MEME
♉ You know the drill. Post your characters, any preferences on gender, age, and anything else relevant. A kink list is highly recommend.
♍ Look for others to anonymously dare to perform a kink and tell them who to perform it with! This can be as general or specific as you please!
♓ Play those puppies out, and make sure to do your own dares!
♒ Keep in mind that no one is obligated to carry out any kink requests or play out any threads! If someone says no or doesn't reply, please respect their wishes!
newsockfeeling posting in bakerstreet Taking in strays is, all in all, an understandable vice. The dips in between their ribs, those large and forlorn eyes, they can help you forget the claws and the teeth and the danger lurking beneath fur. But the habit's a knife edge; your efforts may not be rewarded with kindness (animal instincts aren't discretionary) and you may get bit despite what you've overlooked. A stray doesn't care about pity. All it can know is survival. These warnings apply to strays of the more human(oid) sort, too. But what may even more perilous with this type than any drawn blood is what you can get when they grow to trust you. You can earn their undying loyalty...or their love. Either from such a wild thing is a precarious path to go down, if you allow yourself to do it.
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| Because is there anything better than a dangerous, potentially deadly stoic whose one weakness is their sweet, harmless object of affection? Especially if the latter has the former wrapped around their finger, knowingly or otherwise. To avoid tl;dr - suddenly, a wild weakness approaches! Their attempt to turn you into a puddle of goo at the knees, whether purposeful or not, is very effective.
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| o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level. o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs! o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients. |
link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
mummydust posting in bakerstreet How to Play [ Comment with your character and preferences. ] [ Reply to others, using the RNG to determine your fate. ] [ Feel free to be as serious or as self-aware as you'd like. ] ( prompts ) |
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RESOURCES:CONTENT WARNING: Below the cut contains descriptions of animalistic sexual behavior as applied to humans, situations of dubious consent, explicit situations, mpreg, and scenarios of societal oppression. Click with caution!
Fanlore on the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse
Alphas, Betas and Omegas: A primer.
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what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires. |
grinded posting in bakerstreetanimen posting in bakerstreet There's a long precedent in folklore and myth of beautiful young people - both men and women - being kidnapped by monsters: dragons, beasts, goblins, demons, elves, vampires, wolves, or even evil humans. In the end, however, these prisoners are almost always rescued and brought back to civilization to live a normal and happy life. But what if they didn't want to leave their jailor? They've seen behind the surface and have begun to sympathize with this "monster;" no, more than that, they've fallen for them. Will this story have a happy ending? Will the monster believe that anyone could love them? Most importantly, though, can the two of them be left alone without any attempts at a "rescue?" how to play
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